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heathyr:

this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites

if north west doesn’t grow up and have a clothing line named north by north west i’m going to be really disappointed

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

feloosha:

my research paper is gonna be like 4 pages short and i might not do the annotated bibliography LOL i don’t even care anymore fuck dis

also i should sleep sitting up or something ‘cause my makeup looks so fab what a waste to take it off tonight and not look this cute tomorrow

have you changed all of your punctuation marks to the next up font size? it helps so much

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

tumblinwithdesty:

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

you know doctor patient confidentiality? yeah that extends to EMT’s as well so basically unless you murdered somebody when they pick you up they aren’t going to tell the police because its not their responsibility to do that only if you turn up with giant stab wounds and full of lead will they call the police cause its obvious something serious has happened to you and not just some misguided judgements also it stops you getting the wrong treatment and possibly dying or becoming worse off in the waiting room of A&E.

i’d prefer not to see my followers do drugs. but if it ever happens, by choice, pressure, or otherwise, i’d at least like you all to be safe.

darrensafromoved:

Favorite Moments From StarKid Musicals 

A Very Potter Musical “That is a boss Zefron Poster!”

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

miidoriilol:

grandmasterbooty:

mooxy0u:

milkanclcookies:

this makes me so happy

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG

numa numa era classic

lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.

well holy shit

FAVORITE MOVIES: 21 Jump Street (2012)

"You are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law! You have the right to an attorney! If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you? Fuck you, bitch!"
jrdyn:

Ok but how the FUCK can you not see any of her nipple like that’s 80% of her boobs right there

jrdyn:

Ok but how the FUCK can you not see any of her nipple like that’s 80% of her boobs right there

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid